2004-06-21 - 2:06 a.m.

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Today is Father’s Day!

Uhh...

Give me wacky concepts for a Father's Day entry

Fallan: well today my daddy bought me tampons

Fana: uffuufufufu

Lex: uh...tell people you got laid today?

Joe: The father of this entry?

Peggy: my dad had to go sew squirrel saddles for the homeless

Natalia: Whatever you write, it’s sure to hurt my brain.

Well, I’m not sure about that squirrel thing, but I’ve always wanted to know about the entry’s dad. I sure hope he’s cool, cause I’m taking this entry to a strip club after we stopped by my site. I hear they’ve hired someone with a real breast, so bonus!

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