2003-03-31 - This is too funny for mortals
2003-03-30 - Buy Zelda. What a product placment!
2003-03-30 - I'm not even hyper.
2003-03-29 - Tune in next time
2003-03-28 - Bye Bye Birdie. Or Leanna...see how I made the title all related to the ent- oh just read the stupid thing.
2003-03-26 - Let's clarify this a tad...
2003-03-26 - Alan Gone Wild
2003-03-25 - Whack
2003-03-24 - Art
2003-03-23 - And the Oscar for worst entry goes to...
2003-03-22 - I'll sleep YOU over!
2003-03-20 - ...unLESS!
2003-03-19 - He IS a sexy mother!
2003-03-18 - iMac? I thought you were supposed to have a capital 'I'
2003-03-17 - Period 1
2003-03-16 - Designer
2003-03-15 - Plumbing
2003-03-14 - Road
2003-03-11 - I suppose they are playing tennis now without me.
2003-03-11 - In the wild
2003-03-09 - Tom Cruise
2003-03-08 - Peep
2003-03-07 - Seniors abound
2003-03-02 - Not intersting. Move along.
2003-03-01 - And the award goes to...

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